People see my progress pictures via social networks constantly, but most have no idea how lonely this weight loss journey can be. You expect everyone to be just as excited and enthusiastic about your hard work as you, but if you think EVERYONE will be.. You are SADLY mistaken! The cold harsh reality of it is, not many will give a shit about your new 15 pound kettle ball or the development of your biceps. The same chick that you were once able to enthusiastically inform about a crazy shoe sale or good ass burger spot could CARE LESS about the details of your new lifestyle.
"Are you coming up?" I said breathlessly to my date. After a long evening of flirting, talking, and dining in between, we were parked in front of my house passionately kissing. Since it was technically our 4th date, and the sexual tension between us had became too much for us to ignore, I decided it was finally time to explore each other physically. "Are you sure?" he said, his eyes lustfully gazing over my body. I looked at him, leaned in, kissed him, and softly replied, "Yesssss, I'm very sure, come on.." As we walked towards the front door of my house, I could damn near feel holes being burned thru the fabric of my tight dress from his intense stare. "Damn girl, you are so sexy.. I can't wait to get you naked," he said as I turned the key to my front door.
The clock in my room read 7:03 am. As I laid restlessly in bed, my heart racing, I realized that I had officially been up for 24 hours. What. The. Fuck! The reason for my insomnia? I popped my very first diet pill the day before. I ran into my kitchen and grabbed the bottle of what was supposed to be my happily ever after, to read about the side effects that guaranteed rapid results. I mean... it had to be an honest product, the people in the infomercials weren't paid actors, duhhh! One woman featured in the ad even said she didn't have to change her diet or bother to exercise, and STILL lost 40 lbs in 2 months. Well of course, that was music to my lazy ass ears. I HATED working out. Annnnnnd I could still eat wings and shit?? I didn't hesitate to order.